Diary of a Wimpy Troll
*Hugs* )(-Ello, Tav! (Piscespeixes) (Mun says hi!)
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hI, fEFERI!

*lAUGHS AND HUGS BACK* hOW ARE YOU?

*dANCES INTO THE ASKBOX*

riflesquiddle:

wimpytav:

riflesquiddle:

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tavros!!!!!! ohmigosh its been foreeever!!!!!! :D

yES, bUT, iT HAS BEEN WORTH THE WAIT, bECAUSE, i FINALLY DID SOMETHING GREAT, tHAT HAS COMPLETELY VINDICATED ME, iN ALL OF MY PRIOR CIRCUMSTANCES, i WISH YOU COULD HAVE BEEN THERE, tO SEE ME LAY DOWN THE SICK FIRES, oN vRISKA,

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wow, really???? :O
i wish i could have been there too!!!
thats awesome!!! :D

yES,

yOU SEE, wHAT i DID, wAS CONVINCE OUR ARMY OF GHOST FRIENDS, tO HELP US IN OUR BOSS FIGHT, bUT, wITHOUT USING ANY MIND CONTROL, oR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, i JUST TALKED TO THEM, aFTER MAKING FRIENDS WITH THEM, aND THEY ALL AGREED,

aND THEN ALIVE vRISKA SOMEHOW SHOWED UP, aND SHE COUDLN’T BELIEVE i HAD DONE SOMETHING USEFUL, BUT i TOLD HER TO SUCK IT! }:DDDDDDDDD

riflesquiddle:

wimpytav:

((I finally read it! And I was up almost all night, I was so excited!!! Aw, thank you for welcoming me back!!))

((I know that was probably the best upd8 since the retcon. Tav finally had a moment to shine! :’) And how could I not welcome you back???? Every once in a while I think about our old threads and just really miss you tbh. >.< ))

((Aww! I miss you too! <3 ))

continuants:

fabledmuses:

Found my cat.

AUDIBLE GASP WHEN THE CAT CAME OUT

riflesquiddle:

wimpytav:

riflesquiddle:

((I’m crying. I might really, in real life, cry. Tavros, baby, he’s triumphed. I’m so proud. I just… T_T He’s all grown up!!!))

((I’m not caught up yet buT YOU SURE GAVE ME A REASON TO GET CAUGHT UP!!! }:’D

I was so disappointed that Tavros was a sprite that Iost my muse. But then I saw how amazing he was standing up to Vriska for Jake’s sake. And it gets even better?? Yes! My baby. He so deserves it!!))

((You’re back!!!!! I’ve missed you so much!!! :O Wow, I didn’t even think you’d be online to see that post!! But yeah I really hope he keeps surprising us like that!! That upd8 had me walking on air for days!))

((I finally read it! And I was up almost all night, I was so excited!!! Aw, thank you for welcoming me back!!))

auntiecakewitch:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

larrrrrrystylinson:

MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE

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SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING. 

NOW SHE ASKED IF HE WANTS TO GO FOR A WALK 

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SOMEONE HELP. 

NO OLIVER, IGNORE ECHO. NO ONE IS HERE 

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I PROMISE. 

larrrrrrystylinson:

I’M 1000% DONE.

“OLI GO CAGE.” NO OLI 

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DON’T. 

GO. 

CAGE. 

gaaraobsser:

Vriska is skyping Tavros ……. hmnnnnnnn what would happen?

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This.

thelyinglark:

One time I tried to make a comic out of homestuck text. You can even see my notes, haha (sorry for crappy quality).

injury/illness sentence starters

angstmemes:

“It’s alright, the cut isn’t that deep.”
“I think I heard a snap, are you okay?”
“Can you still wiggle your toes?”
“Wow are you okay?! You fell really hard.”
“What happened to your face?!”
“That looks like a nasty burn, did you have it looked at?”
“Hello? Can you hear me? You hit your head really badly and you were out for a moment…”
“Don’t worry, the ambulance is on it’s way, you fell down the stairs and hit your head. You’ll be alright.”
“I don’t think bones are supposed to stick out like that.”
“I can’t see. I can’t see!”
“No, I’m certain that’s infected.”
“You should be more careful! This is the third time you’ve sprained something this week.”
“That’s a lot of blood for a small cut…”
“Oh my god! Are you okay?!”
“I know it hurts, but it’s going to be okay. You’re not alone.”
“You’re in the hospital. You had an accident.”
“I’ve been having weird cramps all day.”
“I think I’m going to faint.”
“My sight is going all fuzzy… what does that mean?”
“Shit! I just hurt my back. Can you help me?”
“I think I’m going to be sick.”
“I’m never wearing these heels again. Thank god it’s just a sprain, but… I’ll break them next, I swear.”
“I can’t keep anything in right now. Everything I eat comes back out.”
“I came as soon as you called. How are you feeling?”
“How long have you been throwing up?”
“Why do you keep rubbing your eyes? Is something wrong?”
“I just sneezed and hit myself in the face with my knee.”
“Didn’t the doctor say you needed rest? Because I don’t call this rest.”
“Do you want to end up in the hospital again?!”
“Was it something you ate?”
“Is it an allergy? Do I need to call an ambulance?”
“My skin is burning…”
“I can’t do this anymore, this hurts too much, I’m going to scream.”
“You look really pale… I’ll get you some water, alright?”
“Don’t move, your neck might be broken. Just lie still until the ambulance gets here, okay?”
“Never thought I’d be visiting a stranger in the hospital, but I guess that doesn’t count for strangers I hit with my car.”

nubbybuns:
“ A quick bday dork
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nubbybuns:

A quick bday dork